Tis the Season
December 14, 2010 
Remember a couple of days ago when I was really introspective and serious, talking about 'finding your voice' and all that, and promised that I would resume my regularly scheduled programming of talking about (and photographing) dogs eating horse poop very soon?
I hope you didn't think I was joking.
Because, if you did, you are in for a surprise.
I've shared this phenomenon before, and I'll share it again.
I never break a promise.
Consider this your warning: If you don't want to see a picture of a dog eating horse poop, close your eyes and scroll down really fast.
(Or leave this site altogether. But please don't do that! I swear, I only write about dogs eating horse poop, like, once a year, to illustrate the reality of farm life. Otherwise I'm always very proper and serious.)
However, if you do want to see a picture of a dog eating horse poop...
Ta da!
You're welcome.
Or I'm sorry.
Shield your eyes! Here comes another one!
But you didn't shield your eyes, did you?
Because it's like a car accident. You know you're better off not looking, but you just can't look away.
At this point, I really am sorry. I'm sorry for so many things. I'm sorry that I feel compelled to share these pictures. I'm sorry that I pretended one of our horses was frozen to death yesterday.
Nevermind. I'm not even going to pretend that's true.
This is highly entertaining for me.
Dogs, Domestic Disturbances
Reader Comments (4)
Of all the beautiful things in the world to share.... you share this!!! I know it is mostly white out there right now, but gosh there has gotta be better things than this in your back yard. J/K. You make make me smile and giggle! Oh, the horse thing... not so funny, (until a day or two later maybe). Thanks for the laugh.
Tis reality with doggies. Mmm, makes you think twice about letting them lick your face, huh?
Terri & FJM... Thank you for commenting! I was really afraid that I'd scared my readers away forever.
Um yeah... I don't let the dogs lick my face anymore. Me thinks I know too much. I love them to pieces, but I have to draw the line somewhere. That said, I guess we've all survived lots of face licks from doggies, so if it floats your boat, I say 'live and let lick'!
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I'm staying with cats