Sunday
May102009
Secret
May 10, 2009 
"Hey. Hey you."
"Me?"
"Yeah, you. Come here. I've got a secret to tell you."
"Whut?"
"I said... Come heeeere. It's a secret."
"Sniff. Mumble. Snort."
"What's that? I can't hear you."
"I said that you have stinky breath..."
"...and I love it."
"Oh, it's sooooo stinky. Did you just chew on an old dead animal carcass? It's just lovely."
"Heh, heh, heh. That's right... Neutered or not neutered, I've still got a way with the ladies."
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Cute! I hope you are settling in nicely!!
The stinkier the better!
Hope you had a happy Mom's Day! We traveled with son Stan to see our daughter and other son. Gilmore (our golden) went too. Yes, we experienced dog breath enroute! Your scenario was great!
How are you settling in? Living among boxes? We've moved more times than I care to remember and the adventure of it always wore off quickly for me. The boxes, however, never seemed to care that they wore out their welcome rather fast. I bet we still have a box or two that was never unpacked around here somewhere from 9 years ago!
Yes, the adventure of it DOES wear off quickly! But we're doing great, settled in here at my sister's house for the time being in a little guest nook (we like to call it our 'nest') above their garage. It's very comfortable, so I can't complain.